This is how the conversation went in the car this morning, according to Jeremy.
Miles: Daddy I want coffee.
Jeremy: Well you don't drink coffee. You can have coffee when you're ten.
M: When I'm ten?
J: Yes, you can have coffee when you're ten.
M: Monles is free (Miles is three).
J: No, Miles is two.
M: And Bubba is one.
J: Right, Bubba is one.
M: And Mommy is old.